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“So what did you mean about Planet Earth earlier?” Harold asked.

“Do you feel overloaded, overwhelmed, and overworked?” I asked.

“Doesn’t everyone?”

“Well, I was sent here from another planet to help defeat the dark forces of chaos and—”

“What in the world are these dark forces you keep babbling about?” Harold demanded.

“The Darkonians,” I said.

“Who are they?”

“They’re nasty, green aliens bent on taking over the universe by making helpless hamsters of you all. They’ve been blasting Planet Earth with a powerful weapon called the chaos beam for almost a hundred years. This weapon is ...

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