CHAPTER 4

Procedures and Guides

Obie came in with the 27, 8 × 10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, “All rise.” We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the 27, 8 × 10 color glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the 27, 8 × 10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at 27, 8 × 10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry…

—Arlo Guthrie, Alice's Restaurant

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