I have made this [letter] longer, because I have not had the time to make it shorter.
LETTRES PROVINCIALES (BLAISE PASCAL)
… the meaning of life, the origin of the universe, the offside rule, the secret to perfect chocolate soufflés and oh so many answers to literally thousands of wonderful, elusive and enigmatic posers.
… oh, sorry about that – my lovely but very professional editor says I have to stick to cover letters for the time being.
Hm, she may have a point, she usually does.
… ah well – another time …
It always surprises me when someone orders a professional CV but does not take the option of a ...