He was fired with enthusiasm because he wasn’t fired with enthusiasm.
Don’t think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognised for your incompetence.
Cartoon in the New Yorker, October 2011
The things you get fired for when you’re young are the same things you win lifetime achievement awards for when you’re old.
Frances Ford Coppola (1939–), film director, interview with Harvard Business Review, September 2011
The PM is not going to sack you after a week. Sacked after 12 months, looks like you’ve fucked up. Sacked after a week, looks like he’s fucked up.
Malcolm Tucker, character in The Thick of It (British TV series, 2005)
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