O'Reilly logo

The Brand Messiah by Jonathan Gabay

Stay ahead with the world's most comprehensive technology and business learning platform.

With Safari, you learn the way you learn best. Get unlimited access to videos, live online training, learning paths, books, tutorials, and more.

Start Free Trial

No credit card required

Chapter 1

“I SQUEEZED A PEA amount of mint Colgate toothpaste onto my Wisdom toothbrush.

“A shot of Listerine sent shock waves around my mouth.

“I finished up in the bathroom.

“Slipped on my Gaps. Slid into my Zeus’s.

“Downstairs.

“Kitchen. Bosch.

“Lactofree milk. Benecol top up.

“Nespresso coffee machine.

“Tetley, Villeroy and Bosch.

“Drove the Jag to work.

“OK, I know you know where I am going with this. So, cutting to the Tweep 140 without the full Facebook timeline drama, here’s the potted highlights; no particular order – freestyle.

“Apple iPhone, Shell unleaded, Starbucks flat cap, Moleskin notebook, NatWest cashpoint, Spotify, Skype, OED online, Cannon laser printer, Bell telephone, Klipsch earphones, Montegrappa pen, Chubb lock, Samsonite ...

With Safari, you learn the way you learn best. Get unlimited access to videos, live online training, learning paths, books, interactive tutorials, and more.

Start Free Trial

No credit card required