“I SQUEEZED A PEA amount of mint Colgate toothpaste onto my Wisdom toothbrush.
“A shot of Listerine sent shock waves around my mouth.
“I finished up in the bathroom.
“Slipped on my Gaps. Slid into my Zeus’s.
“Lactofree milk. Benecol top up.
“Nespresso coffee machine.
“Tetley, Villeroy and Bosch.
“Drove the Jag to work.
“OK, I know you know where I am going with this. So, cutting to the Tweep 140 without the full Facebook timeline drama, here’s the potted highlights; no particular order – freestyle.
“Apple iPhone, Shell unleaded, Starbucks flat cap, Moleskin notebook, NatWest cashpoint, Spotify, Skype, OED online, Cannon laser printer, Bell telephone, Klipsch earphones, Montegrappa pen, Chubb lock, Samsonite ...