We are huge fans of the late Henny Youngman, the comedian who reeled off endless one-liners while holding (but never quite playing) his violin. As a source of entertainment, you’d be hard pressed to find anyone better—his jokes are classics:
• My mother is 88 and she doesn’t need glasses. She drinks right from the bottle.
• I’ve been in love with the same woman for 41 years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.
• I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
And, of course:
• Take my wife...Please!
When it comes to his skill as a comedian, we stand in awe. ...