How to Get a Linux Distribution

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If An Old Dead Poet Wrote a Linux Book

I like to get Linux at the store in a box.I like to get Linux with some brand new socks.I like to buy Linux from a Web site.Then the nice people ship the CDs to my house.Uh-oh, that didn't rhyme—which makes this also not rhyme.I like to download Linux from Web sites.I like to not think about the fact that we are all covered in dust mites.I like to get Linux in many different ways.I like to pretend I am Willie Mays.Well, I don't really like to pretend to be a dead man,But it rhymed better than pretending to be Gilligan.

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