‘I went to the doctor and he said, “You’ve got hypochondria.” I said, “Not that as well!”’
We get asked all the time, ‘What do you do for a living?’
In the olden days, when Andy W was trying to impress a young lady, he would lie. He started with little fibs like ‘tree surgeon’, graduating to ‘fighter pilot’ and, if he really wanted to impress, his all-time favourite, ‘dolphin trainer’.
He's got an entire back story about how he used to work with a dolphin called Rocky at Morecambe MarineLand. ‘I loved Rocky so much and we did everything together when I was younger,’ he says, sniffing a nostalgic tear away as he ...