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Awakening the Dreamer by Philip M. Bromberg

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4 "The Gorilla Did It":

Thoughts on Real and the Really Real 1

A Shaggy Panda Story

I am starting with a shaggy dog story, except that this is a shaggy panda story. A panda walks into a bar, sits down on a barstool, and orders a tossed salad and a beer. The bartender serves him, and the panda finishes his meal, pulls out a gun and kills the man sitting on the stool next to him. He then gets up and starts to saunter out of the bar. The bartender, recovering from the shock of what he has just witnessed, shouts at the panda, "Hey, where do you think you're going? You can't just come in here, have a meal, shoot someone, and then casually leave!" The panda looks at him with self-righteous indignation and replies, "Hey, man, get off my back! It's no ...

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